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roxanne
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Times.ro va prezinta in premiera mondiala primul test de sarcina online. Raspundeti cat mai sincer la intrebarile de mai jos si puteti afla pe loc daca sunteti sau nu insarcinat sau insarcinata. Noteaza litera corespunzatoare raspunsului si mai jos afli daca esti sau nu gravid/gravida.



1. Ai greturi?

a) Da
cool.gif Nu
c) Eu mereu am greturi

2. Ce-ai mancat ieri

a) Nu mi-aduc aminte
cool.gif Sushi
c) Varza calita

3. Cand ai facut sex ultima oara?

a) Acum 10 minute
cool.gif Fac sex in acest moment ;;)
c) Acum 2 ani

4. Ce sex ai?

a) Destul de dragut
cool.gif Foarte frumos
c) Am un sex gras

5. Simti ca ai ceva in burta?

a) Da, dar cred ca e de la iaurt
cool.gif Simt ceva tare in partea dreapta. A, stai, e fotoliul
c) Nu simt nimic


6. Ai picioarele umflate?

a) Da
cool.gif Nu
c) Nu imi vad picioarele de burta


7. Ai pofte?

a) Da
cool.gif Nu mai mult decat de obicei
c) As manca un fazan

8. Ai fost vizitat/a de vreun inger, recent?

a) Nu
cool.gif Nu imi aduc aminte
c) Si daca am fost, ce?


9. Esti horny?

a) Nu stiu ce inseamna
cool.gif Stiu ce inseamna, dar mi-e rusine sa raspund
c) Ma urc pe pereti de horny ce sunt


10. Considerati ca ati devenit mai urat/urata in ultima luna?

a) Da, clar
cool.gif Nu, sunt la fel de urat/urata ca intotdeauna
c) Mi-e frica sa ma uit in oglinda


11. Vi s-au umflat sanii?

a) Ehe, as vrea eu
cool.gif Doamne fereste, eu sunt barbat
c) Da, am niste pepenasi de toata frumusetea, mai nou


12. Faceti pipi mai des decat in general?

a) Da
cool.gif Nu
c) Eu nu fac pipi, eu fac pishu

13. Sunteti constipat/a?

a) Groaznic, de 2 zile
cool.gif De cand ma stiu
c) Constipatia e viata mea

Si acum.... rezultatele. Trage aer in piept, acum e acum!


Predomina raspunsurile cu a)

Felicitari! Esti gravid/gravida. Daca e baiat, sa-i pui numele Times. Daca e fata, sa-i pui PunctRo sau Marilena Nitu. Sunt nume de succes ambele.

Predomina raspunsurile cu cool.gif

Mai incearca! Inca nu esti insarcinat/insarcinata. Daca nu stii exact ce ai de facut, intreaba-ti parintii. Ei sigur stiu. Ajuta scaunele de veceu piscinele si barza. Cauta neaparat o barza.

Predomina raspunsurile cu c)

Trebuie sa consulti un medic, pentru ca situatia ta e grava. Nu numai ca nu esti insarcinat/insarcinata, dar probabil ca nici nu stii ce inseamna.Esti un pericol pentru societate.


sursa: Trombon.ro

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postare Jun 25 2010, 07:35 PM
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postare Jun 25 2010, 07:40 PM
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hai ca m-ai facut sa rad, chiar mi-era dor de tine, nu te-am mai vazut pe forum o perioada tzuc.gif pupam fetele frumoase.
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QUOTE(dyanp @ Jun 25 2010, 08:40 PM) *
hai ca m-ai facut sa rad, chiar mi-era dor de tine, nu te-am mai vazut pe forum o perioada tzuc.gif pupam fetele frumoase.


biggrin.gif Ma bucur! super.gif floare2.gif...Intru mai mult la mamicile mele de ian. 2009 anima1.gif ...dar acum cateva zile asa a fost de cald la noi, 37 de grade erau la ora 7-8 seara, ne sufocam pur si simplu...si nici nu-mi mai venea sa dau drumul la comp ca si asta face caldura...asa ca am cam absentat in ultimul timp... guitar.gif

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dur de tot!

in prima faza, cand am vazut topicul, mi-am pus niste semne de ?????!

dupa ce am intrat, m-am lamurit si binedispus!

o zi frumoasa!


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QUOTE(roxanne @ Jun 25 2010, 09:08 PM) *
Predomina raspunsurile cu c)

Trebuie sa consulti un medic, pentru ca situatia ta e grava. Nu numai ca nu esti insarcinat/insarcinata, dar probabil ca nici nu stii ce inseamna.Esti un pericol pentru societate.
sursa: Trombon.ro

Asta-i categoria la care intru nervi.gif nervi.gif nervi.gif
Da' oricum saptamana viitoare plec in tara, ma duc la mama si-o intreb pe ea ce si cum....liwlol.gif am si uitat cum se face liwlol.gif


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